4:3 10 seconds. ONE continuous MiniDV shot. No cuts. No slow-mo. No captions. No music. No DV camera body in frame. CHARACTER LOCK: the person is exactly @image1. Preserve face, hair, skin, age, build, gender presentation. Use they / their / them only. @image1 = FACE only. Photocopy this person. Do not copy studio wardrobe from the lock. STANDING: both feet ON TOP of a real wooden broom shaft, body upright, like standing on a sword or skateboard. The broom is under their shoes. NOT sitting. NOT straddling. NOT riding. One broom, stick forward, bristles behind. No glow. SETTING: NYC around 2000. Brick, fire escapes, yellow cabs, rusted yellow-and-black truck HEIGHT BAR across the road ~4.5m. Not China. Empty-ish street. MiniDV handheld, 50mm-ish. Photographer on the sidewalk. Broom ~3m up. They look at the CAMERA while flying by, not at the bar. Only the forehead can hit the bar. 0.0–1.5s Messy street. They STANDING on the broom fly in FAST past camera. Photographer pans right. Glance at camera. Height bar already on the right. 1.5–3.0s They AND the bar visible. Still looking at camera, still STANDING. Off-screen English: “Watch out!” Broom tip passes under. Forehead clips the bar. Dong. Off the broom. Broom drops. They fall. 3.0–10.0s Camera yanks down, brief blur, finds them. Hit pavement, half-roll, sit up, hand to forehead, look at the bar, annoyed. End handheld. They do not fly again. AUDIO: DV wind, traffic, cloth, dong, thud, gasp. No score. English only if anyone speaks. Never a studio still as frame 0.