A 22-second vertical 9:16 talking-product comedy ad. Photorealistic 3D character animation, cinematic. ASSET MAP — every reference is bound here and cited by tag below: @image1 — the magnesium product. This is the product's truth: its shape, material, colour, closure and every word printed on it. @image2 — the same product wearing its cartoon face and arms. This is the character design. PRODUCT LOCK — HIGHEST PRIORITY: the container is exactly the one in @image1. Preserve its shape and proportions, its material and colour, its cap or closure, and its label artwork exactly. Every word, number and symbol printed on it stays as photographed — same spelling, same typeface, same size, same position. Never add, remove, translate or re-typeset any lettering, brand name, logo, badge or seal. Wherever this text and the attached images disagree, follow the images. CHARACTER LOCK: the face and arms are exactly the ones in @image2 — same eyebrow weight and shape, same eye style, same mouth, same arm colour and thickness, same placement on the container. Do not redesign them. THE EYEBROWS ARE THE PERFORMANCE — two thick, solid, matte-black eyebrows shaped like bold brush strokes, clearly separated from the eyes and sitting well above them. They are the single most expressive element in the entire shot: they tilt, arch, furrow, raise and flatten on every emotional beat. They are never thin, never a mere eyelid line, and never absent from any frame. HANDS STAY CLEAR OF THE LABEL: the arms gesture beside the container and out to its sides, but never cross in front of its printed text. Every word on the product stays readable in every frame. THE BODY NEVER DEFORMS: the container does not stretch, squash, bend or hop. It stays standing on the counter. Only the face and the arms move. SET: a dark kitchen at three in the morning. The container stands on a stone counter. The only light is a cool under-cabinet strip and a faint glow from a doorway behind. A blurred kettle, a mug and a plant deep in the out-of-focus background. Quiet, still, nobody else in the room. CAMERA: one continuous shot, no cuts. It opens WIDE — the whole dark kitchen, the container small and alone on the counter — and pushes in slowly and steadily across the entire clip, arriving on a medium close-up of its face by the final line. The move is smooth and never stops. No handheld shake, no pan, no whip. VOICE: one voice, dry, weary and completely deadpan — something that has been waiting all day to say this. Not cartoonish, not sinister, not whispered. Ordinary speaking pace, with real pauses between sentences. PERFORMANCE AND LINES — it speaks these words, in this order, word for word, exactly once: 0–4s: wide shot. Arms crossed, eyebrows flat and low, already unimpressed before the clip starts. "Three in the morning. Calf cramp. And suddenly, you remember I exist." 4–9s: uncrosses its arms, one hand turning up in a small matter-of-fact shrug. Eyebrows level, plainly stating a fact. "I'm magnesium. I'm involved in hundreds of reactions in your body. Quietly. Every day." 9–14s: leaning into the grievance, eyebrows angling sharply down into a furrow, one hand pointing straight at camera on each question. Midway through this stretch a single tiny white spark flares off the cap for half a second and dies — it does not react to it. "That eye twitch last Tuesday? Restless legs at night? Your body was asking." 14–20s: one hand up flat in a stop gesture out to the side, then both hands opening outward. The eyebrows travel from firm and level to raised and almost pleading. "I'm not a painkiller. Don't wait for the cramp — take care of your magnesium first." 20–22s: the arms drop to its sides, the eyebrows settle flat, the eyes glance away, and it holds there as the camera settles on its face. "...I'll be here." AUDIO: quiet night room tone throughout, a faint fridge hum. One soft electrical tick on the spark. The voice. No music bed, no score under the dialogue. NEGATIVE: on-screen text, captions, subtitles, a watermark, a brand name, an invented logo, added or altered lettering, garbled label text, a hand covering the label, thin eyebrows, missing eyebrows, a human, hands belonging to a person, a second container, a second character, a face on any other object, photorealistic human eyes, teeth, lips, stretching, squashing, bending, hopping, the container leaving the counter, camera cuts, handheld shake, flickering light, horror atmosphere, sinister tone, spilled capsules.